To kiss a priest? I'd like it

I kissed a priest (a Katy Perry's parody)

I kissed a priest and I liked it,

The taste of host and wine cheeks

I kissed him just to try him

Hope his deacon don't mind it

It felt so wrong 

It felt not right

Could mean I'll be in hell tonite

I kissed a priest and I tested him

I proved him

Those priest they are so virginal
Righteous, blameless, so unculpable
Hard to resist, untouchable
Too chaste to avoid it
Ain't venial sin, deplorable!